February 2012
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I get so giddy and nervous when I get writing assignments for the Cal, I feel so green and new and shy and inadequate and I just don’t want to disappoint anyone.
It’s exciting. :3
“Yes, my fear is if I expose myself, not so much that I’ll be hurt, but...”
– Michael Ian Black
FOUND THE ITALIAN MOVIE I IGNORED IN CLASS BECAUSE...
I NEVER HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS EVER THANK YOU GLORIOUS INTERNET OH WAIT BUT NOW I HAVE TO DO DOUBLE THE WORK FUCKING FUCK ME FUCK
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Rashi and I were invited to the same slut-theme party but neither one of us wants to go because we’re homebodies who want to cuddle with handsome men who understand our souls and want to watch movies with us.
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD
WE JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
WE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS THE SAME PARTY UNTIL LIKE TWO SECONDS AGO
I JUST ATE MY WEIGHT IN ICE CREAM THERE GOES MY SHITASS DIET
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Pipistrello
bat shit bats shit i’m bat shit insane bat! do not shit when i take a batshit my shit is little like a bat baby bats batty bats i’m a bat lady *shits*
they call me 2 legit 2 quit
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“I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all...”
– Jorge Luis Borges (via absea)
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fromliberty asked: Bezerkeley, California.
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“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and...”
– Lemony Snicket (via absea)
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China Tweet Spam Courtesy of Yours Truly
The Great Mall of China. Mao! (That’s Chinese for “wow”)
The cool thing about reading about Chinese politics is you don’t have to keep track of all the parties. There’s only one! Aha MAO!
People’s Repubic of Childporn
Don’t believe the lies! Tianenmen Square was one funky dance party chaired by the honorable Chairman Mao! Sure, there was death - by...
Yo, I kinda miss home a little. Or something of...
Quirkyalone rant
I rant about Quirkyalone Day
So I’m reading about Quirklyalone Day (same day as Valentine’s day, not anti-VDay but more geared towards celebrating real love or some shit whatever not the point) and their suggestions for celebrating are doing shit like “taking a long walk without your cell phone, buying underwear, rearranging your furniture, exploring a new part of town, …...
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“STORYTIME:I took a bath yesterday to soak this f’n week off me. While...”
– This status update alone makes friending my 4th grade reading teacher on facebook totally worth it.